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Agent Thong
Profile
Name:
Agent Thong
Slogan:
"So Sexy It's a Secret" and "Happy Hour is Whenever You're Happy"
Superpower:
Fires a sonic boom by snapping her thong
Description: Chic and sophisticated, she's ready for her mission with a martini in hand. Can express in a glance what General Boxers screams across the yard. Controlled and aloof, exotic and cosmopolitan. World traveler, independent, and highly mysterious. Connoisseur and defender of vodka.
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