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Agent Thong

Profile

Name:

Agent Thong

 

Slogan:

"So Sexy It's a Secret" and "Happy Hour is Whenever You're Happy" 

Superpower:

Fires a sonic boom by snapping her thong

Description:  Chic and sophisticated, she's ready for her mission with a martini in hand. Can express in a glance what General Boxers screams across the yard. Controlled and aloof, exotic and cosmopolitan. World traveler, independent, and highly mysterious. Connoisseur and defender of vodka.

AGENT THONG
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